Please note: This is designed for women to use but with a little tweaking it can be used by men.
- Oh, I get it. You’re jealous because you have to stand up to pee. Don’t worry, I’m sure you’re not alone.
- So I’m a weak and feeble woman. Ok. ‘Well I have the heart and stomach of a king!’ (Laughs) Oh, just quoting Queen Elizabeth the first. No husband…
- (Takes our phone) Hi Malala!!! Guess what this guy just said. Yes, that’s right. Women are dumb. ( Pretends to listen for a few seconds) I agree. He totally needs a better gender equality education.
- Oh yes, I’ll just go and tell all those women tweeting #metoo (slurps coffee)
- Uh huh, totally. You’re smarter then me. So then, who invented the refrigerator. (Man stutters) Oh, clearly you’re no Einstein.