Where NOT to drop your phone

  • The grand canyon
  • A ski lift
  • A toilet (don’t keep it in your back pocket at risk. Take it out and use it like a normal person)
  • Off the moon/mars (I see you Neil Armstrong don’t drop it! Besides is there even signal there?)
  • Off a rollercoaster
  • Into your pets food bowl. (How did that goldfish manage to gobble your friends tablet?!)
  • Down the side of your bed. THE STRESS!!! THE WORRY!!!!
  • On the beach. Sand+phone=:( sea+phone=:(
  • Out the window/off the roof
  • Out of a boat. The poor thing will drown.
  • Into the hands of a scammer. I see you Joanne!
  •  Anywhere.

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